Don't try this at home kids - we are trained professionals and we know what we are doing! At least, we like to look like we know what we are doing...

I hate these. Anyway...boredom/social isolation/loneliness does strange things to people. Hence why I am here. I need stimulation, goddammit!!

I'm really a fairly regular, down-to-earth kinda guy that has a lot of love and affection to give to the right person, if they want it. I have a ten year old son that I love dearly, and he comes first - no contest. If you can deal with that, we'll get on famously!

If you are not ready to move on from your bitter past experiences, then please do yourself, others and me the courtesy of re-evaluating your current situation and really decide if being on a dating site is the best thing for you to be doing. You would be doing yourself a disservice if you did not do the same if you are not ready for a new relationship. It would save us both a bit of heartache in the long run.

And if you're not wanting a lot of affection (for the right person of course!!) probably not a great idea to message me :)

Honesty - did I mention that? Honesty and transparency is important in any relationship - particularly one that has potential to be something special!

How much space do I have to fill here? That aside, I love motorcycling and beer (not at the same time!) Anything else you need to know? Contact me!

Scorpion

Câteva kilograme în plus

6' 0 (1.83 m)

Șaten

caucaziană

Despărțit(ă)

Da - Nu acasă

Nu sunt sigur(ă)

Tatuaje poziționate strategic, Tatuaj vizibil

Șaten

Fără animale de companie

Nu

Ceva colegiu

Cu normă întreagă

Altele

Office Drone/Desk Jockey

Singur(ă)

Liniște totală

Nu

Da - sociabil

Normal

Închis, Atent, Prietenos, De comedie, Ciudat

Citire, Învățare, Tv , Filme, Internet , Gătire, Pescuit / Vânătoare, Calculatoare

Cu prietenii, Încercarea de lucruri noi, Filmele, Citind o carte, Jocuri video

Tainic

Ateism

Deștept, Sec / Sarcastic, Ridicol, Tainic, Buf, Sadic

Știri, Desene animate, Drame, Comedii, Filme, Reluari

Acțiune, Științifico-fantastic, Comedie , De aventuri

Rock , Blues , Jazz , Soul

Calculatoare, Ficțiune, Sănătate, Istorie, Umor, Referință, Știință, Științifico-fantastic, Tehnică

I'd smother the lucky candidate in golden syrup, lovingly place a lampshade over their head and start inflating the jumping castle. Midgets dressed in lederhosen and wading pools filled with cottage cheese will be highly regarded - Let the fun begin!!...in a perfect world maybe ;)

Inteligență, Frumusețe, Umor, Abilități excelente, Empatie, Sensibilitate, Flirt, Rațiune, Grija

Prieten de pe internet, Prieten, Partener de întâlniri, Intim, Dedicat(ă)