Don't try this at home kids - we are trained professionals and we know what we are doing! At least, we like to look like we know what we are doing...

I hate these. Anyway...boredom/social isolation/loneliness does strange things to people. Hence why I am here. I need stimulation, goddammit!!

I'm really a fairly regular, down-to-earth kinda guy that has a lot of love and affection to give to the right person, if they want it. I have a ten year old son that I love dearly, and he comes first - no contest. If you can deal with that, we'll get on famously!

If you are not ready to move on from your bitter past experiences, then please do yourself, others and me the courtesy of re-evaluating your current situation and really decide if being on a dating site is the best thing for you to be doing. You would be doing yourself a disservice if you did not do the same if you are not ready for a new relationship. It would save us both a bit of heartache in the long run.

And if you're not wanting a lot of affection (for the right person of course!!) probably not a great idea to message me :)

Honesty - did I mention that? Honesty and transparency is important in any relationship - particularly one that has potential to be something special!

How much space do I have to fill here? That aside, I love motorcycling and beer (not at the same time!) Anything else you need to know? Contact me!

Skorpion

Ein paar Pfunde zu viel

6' 0 (1.83 m)

Braun

Kaukasisch

Getrennt

Ja - nicht zuhause

Nicht sicher

Strategisch platzierte Tattoos, Sichtbare Tattoos

Braun

Keine Haustiere

Nein

Teilweise Hochschule

Vollzeit

Andere

Office Drone/Desk Jockey

Alleine

Alles ist ruhig

Nein

Ja - Sozial

Normalo

Reserviert, Aufmerksam, Freundlich, Comedian, Eigenartig

Lesen, Lernen, TV, Filme, Internet, Kochen, Fischen / Jagen, Computer

Mit Freunden ausgehen, Versuche neue Dinge, Filme, Ein Buch lesen, Videospiele spielen

Mysteriös

Atheist

Clever, Trocken / Sarkastisch, Albern, Mysteriös, Witzig, Sadistisch

Nachrichten, Cartoons, Dramen, Situations-Komödien, Filme, Wiederholungen

Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Thriller

Rock, Blues, Jazz, Soul

Computer, Fiction, Gesundheit, Geschichte, Humor, Bezug, Wissenschaft, Science Fiction, Technisch

I'd smother the lucky candidate in golden syrup, lovingly place a lampshade over their head and start inflating the jumping castle. Midgets dressed in lederhosen and wading pools filled with cottage cheese will be highly regarded - Let the fun begin!!...in a perfect world maybe ;)

Intelligenz, Gutes Aussehen, Humor, Tolle Fähigkeiten, Einfühlungsvermögen, Sensibilität, Flirtwillig, Esprit, Nachdenklich

Internet-Freund, Freund, Date, Vertrauter, Verpflichtendes