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monsterhugs Profile Information

i'll make you pee your pants and love it
Age 44 From Baltimore, Maryland - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Woman

Basic Information

I Can Speak  
English
I Would Describe Myself As  
I'm a loner dotty, a rebel. you don't wanna get mixed up with a guy like me. icyfingers, ask men of golden hue about that one. I love making people laugh, even if it's me. If at the end of the night your cheeks are sore, or something came outta your nose, it's probably my fault... and you're welcome :)
Hugs are better than drugs!
Sign  
Virgo

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Athletic
My Height Is  
5' 10 (1.78 m)
My Eyes Are  
Blue
My Ethnicity Is  
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is  
Never Married
I Have Kids  
No
I Want Kids  
Yes
My Best Feature Is  
Eyes
Body Art  
Pierced... But Only Ear(s), Visible Tattoo
My Hair Is  
Dark Blonde
I Have One Or More Of These  
Dog
Willing To Relocate  
Yes

Status

My Education Level Is  
High School Diploma
My Current Employment Status Is  
Full-time
My Speciality Is  
Other
My Job Title Is  
Greasing Paul Bunyan's skillet
I Live  
Alone
At Home  
Friends Come Over Occasionally
I'm A Smoker  
No
I Drink  
Yes - Socially

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Class Clown
My Social Behavior Is  
Boisterous, Observant, Friendly, Comedic, Fire Starter, Flirtatious, Outgoing, Dark, Strange
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Exercising, Arts & Crafts, Learning, Music, Tv, Movies, Internet, Games, Dining, Religion / Spirituality, Theater, Cooking, Cars, Playing Cards, Computers
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Hanging Out With Friends, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Sleeping, Playing Video Games, Tv, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
someplace we could both feel comfortable and talk about whatever without having to shout the entire time.
I've Always Wanted To Try  
skydiving
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Friendly, Someone They Want To Be, A Troll, Cool, Raunchy, Obscure, Goofy, A Flirt

Views

My Religion Is  
Other
I Attend Services  
Never
My Political Views Are  
I Don't Like Politics
My Goal In Life Is  
to be a nurse? or some sort of useful member of society.
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Obscure, Slapstick, Raunchy

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
News, Cartoons, Documentaries, Dramas, Instructional, Movies, Re-runs
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Romance, Drama, Animation, Horror, Thriller
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Rap, Rock, Metal, Electronic, Pop, Classical, Jazz, Industrial, Ambient, Reggae, Punk
When I Read, I Always Read  
Classic, Comic, Computers, Fantasy, Fiction, History, Horror, Humor, Instructional, Mathematics, Mystery, Reference, Religious, Satire, Science, Technical
My Idea Of Fun Is  
could be anything from a quiet dinner, to going out for drinks on the town, broadway, amusement park (they amuse me), playing board games with friends, walking on the beach, getting tattooed, random road trips, canoodling...

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Boldness, Empathy, Flirtatiousness, Humor, Intelligence, Oddities, Sensitivity, Spontaneity, Thoughtfullness, Wit
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Internet Buddy, Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed
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