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Age 44 From Baltimore, Maryland -
Online - Over 2 weeks ago Man Seeking A Woman
Basic Information
I Can Speak | English |
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I Would Describe Myself As | I'm a loner dotty, a rebel. you don't wanna get mixed up with a guy like me. icyfingers, ask men of golden hue about that one. I love making people laugh, even if it's me. If at the end of the night your cheeks are sore, or something came outta your nose, it's probably my fault... and you're welcome :) Hugs are better than drugs! |
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Sign | Virgo |
Appearance & Situation
My Body Type Is | Athletic |
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My Height Is | 5' 10 (1.78 m) |
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My Eyes Are | Blue |
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My Ethnicity Is | Caucasian |
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My Marital Situation Is | Never Married |
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I Have Kids | No |
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I Want Kids | Yes |
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My Best Feature Is | Eyes |
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Body Art | Pierced... But Only Ear(s), Visible Tattoo |
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My Hair Is | Dark Blonde |
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I Have One Or More Of These | Dog |
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Willing To Relocate | Yes |
Status
My Education Level Is | High School Diploma |
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My Current Employment Status Is | Full-time |
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My Speciality Is | Other |
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My Job Title Is | Greasing Paul Bunyan's skillet |
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I Live | Alone |
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At Home | Friends Come Over Occasionally |
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I'm A Smoker | No |
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I Drink | Yes - Socially |
Personality
Back In High School, I Was A | Class Clown |
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My Social Behavior Is | Boisterous, Observant, Friendly, Comedic, Fire Starter, Flirtatious, Outgoing, Dark, Strange |
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My Interest And Hobbies Are | Exercising, Arts & Crafts, Learning, Music, Tv, Movies, Internet, Games, Dining, Religion / Spirituality, Theater, Cooking, Cars, Playing Cards, Computers |
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My Idea Of A Great Time Is | Hanging Out With Friends, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Sleeping, Playing Video Games, Tv, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum |
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An Ideal First Date Would Be | someplace we could both feel comfortable and talk about whatever without having to shout the entire time. |
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I've Always Wanted To Try | skydiving |
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My Friends Describe Me As Being | Friendly, Someone They Want To Be, A Troll, Cool, Raunchy, Obscure, Goofy, A Flirt |
Views
My Religion Is | Other |
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I Attend Services | Never |
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My Political Views Are | I Don't Like Politics |
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My Goal In Life Is | to be a nurse? or some sort of useful member of society. |
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My Kind Of Humor Is | Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Obscure, Slapstick, Raunchy |
Taste
On Tv, I Always Watch | News, Cartoons, Documentaries, Dramas, Instructional, Movies, Re-runs |
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When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A | Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Romance, Drama, Animation, Horror, Thriller |
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When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To | Rap, Rock, Metal, Electronic, Pop, Classical, Jazz, Industrial, Ambient, Reggae, Punk |
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When I Read, I Always Read | Classic, Comic, Computers, Fantasy, Fiction, History, Horror, Humor, Instructional, Mathematics, Mystery, Reference, Religious, Satire, Science, Technical |
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My Idea Of Fun Is | could be anything from a quiet dinner, to going out for drinks on the town, broadway, amusement park (they amuse me), playing board games with friends, walking on the beach, getting tattooed, random road trips, canoodling... |
Looking for
What Do You Find Attractive? | Boldness, Empathy, Flirtatiousness, Humor, Intelligence, Oddities, Sensitivity, Spontaneity, Thoughtfullness, Wit |
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What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? | Internet Buddy, Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed |