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Well, these things are always fun to fill out. I haven't been on this site in it seems like forever. But I figured I'd give it a shot and see how much the online personals world has changed (or not) in 4 years. I'm 49, twice married/divorced, no kids. I work as a caregiver. I have no kids but may (or may) not want them someday. I live in the Vancouver/Portland area. I have over 300 tattoos and several piercings in various places. I'm prolly the most sarcastic guy you'll ever meet. Some people get my sense of humor and don't - which is fine by me. I'm very random and I tend be extremely ADDish. I'm very a very extroverted/TYPE A kinda guy. My philosophy has always been we have only one life and we should make the most of it. Learn from you mistakes and do your very best and go on living. You know the old saying: Live like you're dying because tomorrow might actually really be your last day. I like to take advantage of everything life has to offer and have the most joy and fun possible. I'm a Democrat but I'm definitely more moderate than anything else. I love reading, history, poetry, English literature, swimming, keeping fit, walking ,exercise, movies, music, gardening, cleaning/laundry(yes, it's true), dining out, cooking, television, good conversation, computers, smartphones, technology, cuddling, the ocean/beach, anything outdoors, road trips, travelling, zoos, libraries, philosophy, physics, science, tattoos, piercings. I'm really into the Simpsons, Star Wars, Lord Of The Rings, Indiana Jones, Harry Potter, metal, punk, alt, indie, classic country and whatever else suits my fancy at the time. My favorite candy is Reeses Peanut Butter Cups and Burgerville is my fave local restaurant. I don't like rude people. I don't like people who are overbearing, obnoxious, selfish, self centered and anybody who does drugs or smokes, please avoid me. I don't drink, smoke or do drugs and never have. Not my thing and never will be. Life is full of beauty and treasures around every corner and I don't need substances to numb me or make me happy. Science is my religion and nachos are the best...Yum!

Steinbock

Athletisch

5' 8 (1.73 m)

Braun

Kaukasisch

Geschieden

Nein

Ja

Lachen

Überall tätowiert, Geheime Piercings, Vernarbt, Strategisch platzierte Tattoos, Sichtbare Tattoos

Kahl

Keine Haustiere

Ja

5+

1 bis 2

My entire neck

Prolly Public Enemy logo and a Jewish star

Ja

22-30 Jahre alt

Nein

Nein

Ich mag es

Hauptschul-Abschluss

Vollzeit

Medizin / Gesundheit

Caregiver

$45,000USD bis $59,999USD

Alleine

Freunde kommen gelegentlich vorbei

Nein

Nein

Außenseiter

Reserviert, Heftig, Aufmerksam, Freundlich, Comedian, Offen, Eigenartig

Familie, Essen gehen, Fotografie, Trainieren, Lesen, Sport, Lernen, Musik, TV, Filme, Internet, Reisen, Kochen, Gartenarbeit, Fischen / Jagen, Camping, Computer

Mit Freunden ausgehen, Shoppen gehen, Daheim bleiben, Versuche neue Dinge, Filme, Entspannen, Schlafen, Ein Buch lesen, TV, In ein Museum gehen

A perfect date would be something casual like meeting at a coffee shop or an outdoor cafe or maybe a restaurant on the waterfront. Something that is stress free and relaxing.

Bungee jumping.

Freundlich, Cool, Albern

Atheist

Nie

I'd love to travel the world and eventually own a beautifu house on the beach somewhere. I'm very much an ocean/beach/outdoors lover.

Überspitzt homosexuell/Tuntig, Clever, Trocken / Sarkastisch, Albern

Nachrichten, Cartoons, Dokumentationen, Dramen, Filme, Sport, Reality-Shows

Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Romanze, Drama, Animation, Horror, Thriller

Country/Volksmusik/Schlager, Rap, Rock, Metal, Pop, Klassik, Staubsaugergeräusche, Punk

Nachrichten, Historisch, Anthologie, Auto-Biografie, Biografie, Klassik, Computer, Fantasy, Fiction, Gesundheit, Geschichte, Heim & Garten, Horror, Humor, Musik, Natur, Philosophie, Politisch, Bezug, Poesie, Satire, Wissenschaft, Science Fiction, Sport, Technisch, Ich mag lesen nicht

Getting through this profile set-up

Esprit, Flirtwillig, Spontanität, Seltsamkeiten, Kühnheit, Sensibilität, Einfühlungsvermögen, Tolle Fähigkeiten, Humor, Gutes Aussehen, Nachdenklich, Intelligenz

I'm really attracted to somebody who is their own person and who is comfortabl with who they are. A sense of humor, intelligence, being talkative and eclectic are good qualities to have.

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