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johnnythief Profile Information

Mrs. Lovett, my razors, please,...
Age 55 From Haskell, New Jersey - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Woman

Basic Information

I Can Speak  
English, Italian, Japanese
I Would Describe Myself As  
I may be the only post punk tattoo artist with a motorcycle license & a handgun carry permit who can sing all of 'West Side Story' on cue! ;) A low brow jack of all trades,... artist, writer, actor, literati, printer, painter, counselor, prophet, biker, crusty punk, rudeboy, troublemaker, grifter, cad, et al. An artist first & foremost, passionate Italian from NYC. I live up in north Jerzey where I own & work way too many hours at our amazing studio, Seppuku Tattoo. We work long hours & are obsessive about all kinds of art, which makes us highly skilled professionals but leaves me with a lousy social life.

Johnny Thief is what I sign my artwork, I'm not hiding behind a profile name.
Sign  
Sagittarius

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Average
My Height Is  
5' 11 (1.8 m)
My Eyes Are  
Brown
My Ethnicity Is  
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is  
Divorced
I Have Kids  
No
I Want Kids  
No
My Best Feature Is  
Eyes
Body Art  
Inked All Over, Visible Tattoo
My Hair Is  
Dark Brown
I Have One Or More Of These  
No pets
Willing To Relocate  
No

Status

My Education Level Is  
Some College
My Current Employment Status Is  
Self-employed
My Speciality Is  
Art / Music / Literature
My Job Title Is  
Shop owner, Tattoo artist, freelance art
I Make This Much In A Year  
$75,000USD To $99,999USD
I Live  
Alone
At Home  
Friends Come Over Occasionally
I'm A Smoker  
Yes - Socially
I Drink  
Yes - Socially

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Class Clown
My Social Behavior Is  
Anti-social, Comedic, Dark, Flirtatious, Friendly, Loud, Observant, Outgoing, Reserved, Fire Starter
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Arts & Crafts, Cars, Clubbing / Bar Hopping, Computers, Cooking, Dancing, Dining, Exercising, Internet, Gambling, Learning, Movies, Music, Photography, Reading, Theater, Travel, Volunteering
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Drinking, Hanging Out With Friends, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum, Reading A Book, Trying New Things
I've Always Wanted To Try  
I'm drawing a blank. I've worked in the arts for over 20 years. I've done posters for just about every band on the planet, worked in every medium imaginable, ... I just want to keep going. Get better, get more tattoos, take everything to extremes.
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Troublemaker, Cool, Obscure, A Flirt

Views

My Religion Is  
Other
I Attend Services  
Never
My Political Views Are  
Anarchist
My Goal In Life Is  
To be remembered after I'm dead. To be the best artist I know how to be, & the best person that I have the strength to be.
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Obscure, Sadistic, Slapstick, Raunchy

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
I Don't Like Tv
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Drama, Documentary, Animation, Horror, Thriller, Adult
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Blues, Classical, Industrial, Jazz, Punk, Reggae
When I Read, I Always Read  
Classic, Comic, Erotica, Fantasy, Fiction, History, Horror, Humor, Mystery, Philosophy, Religious, Satire, Science Fiction, I'm An Author
My Idea Of Fun Is  
Running from the police while trying to tattoo naked models on a moving motorcycle. Blindfolded.

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Boldness, Empathy, Flirtatiousness, Good Looks, Great Skills, Humor, Intelligence, Money, Oddities, Passiveness, Power, Sensitivity, Spontaneity, Thoughtfullness, Wit
What Do You Look For?  
People who think these forms that think they can contain a person in a few checked boxes are asinine. Intelligent, powerful, creative women with REALLY poor eyesight.
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Internet Buddy, Friend, Date, Intimate
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