Jessi

Hi, I’m Jessi and I am nerdy, dirty, inked & curvy. I’m altruistic to a fault and as a serious empath with bpd you can count on me being an emotional hot mess at times but guaranteed you won’t find anyone who cares more, loves harder or is a bigger cheerleader for you and your goals.

I am a total slut for all things Tolkien, music, true crime, and aliens-related and greatly enjoy debates regarding conspiracy theories.

I have a cockapoo named Nugget and a veiled Chameleon named Beaux and they are the best.

Giraffes are my favorite animals because they’re tall and awkward-just like me. I’m clumsy as hell, far from sure footed and can’t dance worth a damn…unless we’re in a pit or Timber comes on. My favorite food is sushi, favorite movie is probably Willow (lol), favorite band is Chevelle, and favorite place is your moms house.

I’m a sound engineer and am the AV technical director for an event production company in dc..or was pre-Covid/getting furloughed...but I have a bunch of little sore hustles which help pay the bills including my own professional resume writing business

I love to sing, play piano, do arts&crafts, paint/draw, read, watch true crime, enjoy a good arcade, go on adventures, and drink bourbon.

Pretty sure your parents/friends/dog will love me and am definitely sure I can whoop your ass in laser tag.

I consider myself pretty open-minded and I’ll try anything twice..except La Croix.

Mantra: life can be too cruel to not try and be kind always. Honesty, kindness and open communication are very important to me so am hoping to find a partner who values you them also.

Sagittarius

Big And Beautiful

5' 10 (1.78 m)

Caucasian