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Brings Guns to Knife Fights
Age 42 From Aurora, Colorado -
Online - Over 2 weeks ago Woman Seeking A Man
Basic Information
| I Can Speak | Binary |
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| I Would Describe Myself As | i would like to replace one of my arms with a chainsaw. if you want to know anything else just ask me. |
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| Sign | Pisces |
Appearance & Situation
| My Body Type Is | Curvy |
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| My Height Is | 5' 3 (1.6 m) |
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| My Eyes Are | Hazel |
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| My Ethnicity Is | Caucasian, Other |
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| My Marital Situation Is | Never Married |
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| I Have Kids | Yes - At Home |
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| I Want Kids | Not Sure |
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| My Best Feature Is | Calves |
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| Body Art | Wouldn't Even Think About It |
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| My Hair Is | Other |
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| I Have One Or More Of These | Cat, Dog, Fish, Other |
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| Willing To Relocate | Yes |
Status
| My Education Level Is | College Degree |
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| My Current Employment Status Is | Full-time |
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| My Speciality Is | Education / Academic |
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| My Job Title Is | Cake Decorator |
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| I Make This Much In A Year | $60,000USD To $74,999USD |
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| I Live | With Roomate(s), With Pet(s) |
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| At Home | There Is No Noise |
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| I'm A Smoker | No |
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| I Drink | Yes - Socially |
Personality
| Back In High School, I Was A | Bully |
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| My Social Behavior Is | Boisterous, Loud, Observant, Friendly, Comedic, Party Starter, Fire Starter, Outgoing |
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| My Interest And Hobbies Are | Playing Cards |
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| My Idea Of A Great Time Is | Partying, Trying New Things, Clubbing / Bars, Drinking, Extreme Sports, Going To A Casino, Playing Dress-up, Going To A Concert |
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| I've Always Wanted To Try | standing on my head and spitting quaters. eating fire...oh wait i already can. |
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| My Friends Describe Me As Being | Friendly, Troublemaker, Someone They Want To Be, Cool, Raunchy, Obscure, Goofy |
Views
| My Religion Is | Hindu |
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| My Political Views Are | Anarchist |
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| My Goal In Life Is | trying to find a new goal.i have crushed all my latest ones with my determination and skill. |
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| My Kind Of Humor Is | Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Obscure, Slapstick, Raunchy, Sadistic |
Taste
| On Tv, I Always Watch | Cartoons, I Don't Like Tv |
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| When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A | Comedy |
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| When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To | Country, Rap, Rock, Metal, Pop, Vacuum Cleaner Noises, Blues, Jazz, Industrial, Latin, Soul, Reggae, Punk |
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| When I Read, I Always Read | Ancient, Anthology, Humor, Mathematics, Philosophy, Religious, Satire, Sports |
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| My Idea Of Fun Is | murder...and making handmade windchimes to sell roadside. |
Looking for
| What Do You Find Attractive? | Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Great Skills, Boldness, Oddities, Spontaneity, Money, Power, Flirtatiousness, Wit |
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| What Do You Look For? | Ninjas...you really gotta be on the look out for dem ma fukas. |
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| What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? | Internet Buddy, Intimate |
