i am friendly, outgoing, really really laid back, sweet, honest, caring, affectionate, liberal, silly, mature, perverted, pessimistic, loyal, creative, open-minded, sarcastic, totally random, geeky, and good humored. i am a pop-culture junkie (so many references throughout this profile, see if you can find 'em!). i think i might be a hopeless romantic. i am very adaptable. i contradict myself all the time. i'm a taurus, so i'm pretty domestic; i like cooking for someone, doing nice things and generally taking care of my significant other (i'll totally do your laundry if you want!). i'm very loving and forgiving, probably to a fault. my sense of humor is cheesy, dark, self-deprecating, dumb, inappropriate, and raunchy. some people don't get it. hah. people are surprised when they learn what kinds of stuff i'm into (see below). i have my lip pierced, but i take it out all the time. i have a huge tattoo of a celtic sword on my arm, and a tattoo on my wrist that says "karma", and another tattoo on my back (NOT a tramp-stamp, thank you!). i plan on getting sleeves eventually, i cant wait! i am worth getting to know because i am absolutely not what anyone expects. i am much cooler. ;)

i'd like to meet easy-going, hilarious, interesting, smart, honest, affectionate, unpretentious, geeky, artistic/creative, respectful and romantic people capable of intelligent conversation. someone unique with a real personality. you MUST have a sense of humor! i want someone who has a genuine interest in getting to know me, someone i can talk to without feeling like you're just waiting for your turn to talk. i wanna meet someone who sincerely likes me for me, who accepts me for who i am, flaws and all. no ones perfect.

Taurus

Curvy

5' 4 (1.63 m)

Blue

Caucasian

Single

No

Not Sure

Other, Pierced... But Only Ear(s), Strategically Placed Tattoo, Visible Tattoo

Auburn / Red

No pets

No

College Degree

Full-time

Food / Catering

chef

Yes - Socially

Yes - Socially

Nerd

Observant, Friendly, Comedic, Flirtatious, Outgoing

Arts & Crafts, Reading, Learning, Music, Tv, Movies, Internet, Clubbing / Bar Hopping, Dining, Religion / Spirituality, Travel, Cooking, Camping, Volunteering

Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, Going Shopping, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Sleeping, Drinking, Reading A Book, Playing Video Games, Tv, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum

Friendly, Troublemaker, Cool, Perfect, Raunchy, Obscure, Goofy, A Flirt

Other

Never

Green Party

i am pretty happy where i am now. i have a great job that i am lucky enough to REALLY love, and i'm working on my sci-fi novel in my spare time. i just returned to work after about a year off to start writing and researching for my novel and i'm a little broke because of that, but overall pretty happy.

Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Goofy, Obscure, Slapstick, Raunchy, Sadistic

Cartoons, Dramas, Situation Comedies, Movies, Re-runs

Science Fiction, Comedy, Documentary, Animation, Horror, Thriller, Adult

Rock, Metal, Electronic, Industrial, Punk

Fantasy, Fiction, History, Horror, Humor, Mystery, Philosophy, Reference, Poetry, Religious, Science, Science Fiction, I'm An Author

Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Empathy, Sensitivity, Boldness, Oddities, Spontaneity, Flirtatiousness, Wit, Thoughtfullness

i would like a relationship with the right person. super bonus points to tall, inked (sleeved), herb friendly, awesome guys 27-33 in portland. other than that, i'll repeat...: i'd like to meet easy-going, hilarious, interesting, smart, honest, affectionate, unpretentious, geeky, artistic/creative, respectful and romantic people capable of intelligent conversation. someone unique with a real personality. you MUST have a sense of humor! i want someone who has a genuine interest in getting to know me, someone i can talk to without feeling like you're just waiting for your turn to talk. i wanna meet someone who sincerely likes me for me, who accepts me for who i am, flaws and all. no ones perfect.

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