John

I’m a tattooed guy on the hunt for my heavily inked counterpart. It seems I’ve combed through every bar and alley, and here I am, still on the prowl. Honestly, you’re probably lurking in the last place I’d expect—sitting under a tree, lost in thought, watching the world drift by, contemplating the absurdity of existence while yearning for a connection that doesn’t feel like a transaction.

You’re likely a bit shy, perhaps even terrified of striking up a conversation, waiting for the right person to come tumbling down from the branches above. You’re a free spirit, full of creativity and wit, with a burning desire to make something meaningful out of this beautiful chaos we call life. Sure, you enjoy your solitude, but even the loneliest souls crave companionship once in a while.

You get that life isn’t just about sitting still, and you’re active, moving, sweating it out for both mind and body. If you’re out there, let’s meet up—and see if we can turn this existential journey into something a little more adventurous together.

Scorpio

Athletic

5' 9 (1.75 m)

Caucasian