The Good:

No baggage. Doesn't have hairy armpits. Is a geek. Can cook. Hates Twilight (the book/movie franchise, I bear no ill-will to the actual time of day). Generally quite friendly. House-broken. Comes with free set of steak knives.

The Bad:

Is a geek. Thinks she's funny. Slightly socially awkward, but it normally passes.

The Ugly:

Owns more shoes than any woman has a right to. Has a weird thing for Zombie related media. She was lying about the steak knives. There are no knives.

Gemelli